This was my original resume.
But everyone told me I’d never get hired with a resume like this.
I have a thing for those old Sears catalogs.

Love the rigidity of the layout.
When I went to build my resume, I took inspiration from these old catalogs and brought the simply columned layout to modern times.
Both images at the top are resumes, though one is a bit less professional. The unprofessional one is how I would love to be able to write freely and openly like. I doubt my humor I used in the original profile would have gone over well with potential employers.
Hopefully next month I can finally get those business cards I’ve been neglecting to get made. Right now they’ll be on simple thick stock paper, but one day I hope to get them letter pressed on paper from French Paper. I’m sure they would look amazing produced that way.